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The Neapolitan Museum of Art

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

Collaboration

'That's just sick!'

Cardiologist Convention: 'Our next speaker will be speaking on other matters of the heart.'

Urology Department (door leaking pee)

"You're kidding. I thought it was Friday."

Solar Panel

"My contractor told me Rome would only take a day."

A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'

Boston Gastroenterology Clinic: 'No, I don't have an accent. I said your appointment was too farty.'

'Well I know it's still working! It's just not cooling the room as quickly as it used to!'

'I'm pretty sure he's been s-q-u-a-s-h-e-d...'

"Elsa, You're Frozen Again."

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

'Gone phishing.'

'kidney Pie?'

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

"First off, you're not a nut. You're a legume."

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Are we there yet?"

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER:

"I'm sorry – you have the wrong language."

'You realize, it may take us a while to get up to code.'

"We saved your life. However, your colon is now a semicolon"

'May contain Cnuts.'

Irish Jig Saws

"He won't bite, but he carries with him a large repository of judgements."

Sockeye Salmon.

A Golfer's Funeral

"That was funny like a thousand miles ago."

'Where ya goin'?' 'Collectin' nuts.'