Pungi Player Pillows

"Charming, absolutely charming."

A Symphony of Penguins

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Polar bear bowling alley

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

I think you're ace

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'How would I know if I've been seeing other men? You all look alike to me.'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Look! A streaker!

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

'We are gathered here...'

March of the penguins.

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'