Pungi Player Pillows

"Charming, absolutely charming."

A Symphony of Penguins

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

I think you're ace

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'How would I know if I've been seeing other men? You all look alike to me.'

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'We are gathered here...'

Look! A streaker!

March of the penguins.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

Rugby Mad.