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'It must have been the fork in the road.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Cycling with a harp case

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"YOU pass him on the left."

A Semicolon.

Musical Bicycle.

A Tongue Stud.

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

Tour de Pothole.

Lawyer Xing

"Of course, 'today seems to be dragging more than usual'. You came in on time, for once!"

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

The Bikings

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

'Sorry I'm late for my interview. There was a leaf on my driveway.'

"No, I took my coffee break before coming in."

Fakir Repairs

'You're fired Jenkins! You're just not getting in early enough!'

"I though Adams was supposed to be a jogger? He's late for work and he isn't jogging!"

-Sorry, I was ill yesterday -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the 5th leg!

Bicycle race.

Man kicking an exclamation mark.

When not racing, most elite cyclists walk around in a peloton to cut down on wind resistance.

'You got a wine that will go well with bullshit?'

"I'm fine-tuning my time management skills, so I might not be showing up anymore."

'-it was an attractive young lady collecting for the new acupuncture Unit.'

Car on back.

Bicycle