Pun Player Gifts

I'll stop acting like I have a stick up my butt when I don't, in fact, have a stick up my butt.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

I will study my speling words...

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Satya Nutella

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Privates Beach"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Bed Spread"

Bangers and Mash

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Motorherd

"1-1"

Dogs life

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

DUNVOTIN

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

Cat Scan

No jay walking.

Better Not Squash.

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."