'When the judge gave me a suspended sentence, I thought he meant...'
Pun-loving Souls Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who adores puns and wordplay? Our collection of pun-loving soul products features witty designs perfect for decorating homes, offices, or gifting to those who appreciate a good play on words. From humorous mugs to clever t-shirts and charming prints, find something that tickles their funny bone and feeds their creative spirit.
'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Staff support"
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
Copycats
Zombie standup
Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.
"Talk nerdy to me."
"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"
Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."
'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
baby sweetcorn...
"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"You're going to hate yourself."
"I keep feeling we should float the company"
"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"
"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."
'Your French dip, sir.'
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole
Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
Pun-loving Souls Gifts Collection
Pun-loving Souls Mugs
Explore our collection of pun-themed mugs, perfect for those who love clever wordplay and a splash of humor every morning.
Pun-loving Souls Pillows
Discover our cozy pillows with pun-based humor, ideal for adding a humorous touch to any seating area or bedroom.
Pun-loving Souls Prints
Browse our witty prints that capture the fun and cleverness of language, perfect for decorating a creative space or making someone smile.
Pun-loving Souls T-Shirts
Check out our pun-inspired t-shirts, designed for creative souls who enjoy making a witty statement wherever they go.