Pun Appreciators T-Shirts

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."

"You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare"

Cruise ship called "S.S. Diarrhea"

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'I inherited therefore I am'

'I've finished grading your exams, and there was a lot of improvement in addition and subtraction. Of course, you're all still multiplying like rabbits.'

'Dry rot! Are you sure?'

Helicopter weighed down by ball and chain

Wanted - for cow rustling, gun fighting and high levels of starchiness.

'That's right...nothing but big chain...'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'Elizabeth, dangit, woman you are testing my patients.'

Fresh Lobster

Mop chop.

'It certainly is a big one!'

'Don't tell anybody I asked, but why don't we chuck wood?!'

"Before each of you, you will find a bitter pill and a glass of water."

'You don't have to be a cow to work here...BUT IT HELPS!'

Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

Moses after forty years in the desserts...

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

One duck in a shooting gallery has managed to avoid being shot - 'I'm guess I'm just a lucky duck!'

"These doctors may have a point, but I can't make out what it is."

"I'm referring you to an embryologist."

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

"Happy fifth wedding anniversary: wood!"

'We just don't click anymore.'

'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.'

'Do Katie's braces count as 'precious metals'?'

'Oh no ... that's not a good sign.'

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

'I told you the next time you crossed me it would be curtains for you!'

'I'm sorry, but your husband's life insurance policy only covered his eighth life.'

You were right about this place, Perry: it's very nice. I think it was just the name that threw me off. The Pig Sty. The Pig Sty.

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