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'From the book of more-factual nursery rhymes.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Dog Igloo.

Progress?

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Polar Bear Desert Island

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

How moons are born...

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

'I will go away with you to Paris...but first I must fulfill my promise to build a duck pond.'

"But if you've given up on a fifth force, how can you possibly discover a sixth force?"

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.