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Private Detective / Used Furniture Salesman

Fly reading a pulp horror book about insect spray

How they torture their prey

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Silence of the Chickens...

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Dawing your Cellphone

Reese Witherspoon

Early Colour TV

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Dating an English Major

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Tunnel of TV

Batman O' War

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Open House of Horrors

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."