Puccini Enthusiast Pillows

The Bonze interrupts Madam Butterfly's wedding

Turandot

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Scarpia's Palace

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"Fashion Week"

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

Lapdogs

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"I'm getting HIM a mug that says: I woke up like this!"

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

When Pugs dream.

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"The carpet really brings the room together."

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Snake Charmer

Bravo!

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

Manon Lescaut

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

"All I know is, I named my pet porcupine Bill Ackman, and he immediately lost a hundred points."

'The corned Beef Cappuccino needs work.'

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'