Puffin Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't be fooled into thinking he's a good provider, Muriel. I hear he buys it all on credit."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

A caveman paints from life

Assault 'n' Vinegar

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Trump leaving

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"The unlucky lemming"

Love Conquers All