Publishing Pioneer Pillows

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

Homeless man's sign: 'Will sell book & movie rights to the story of my downfall for a cool million.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"How is it gendered?"

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

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'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

Children's Publishing - Child's portrait of 'Our Founder'.

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'Wheel.'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'"

'The manuscript is 'green' because it's typed entirely on the backs of rejection slips.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

"I couldn't find the off switch."

"Watch for innovation."

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"