Publish-or-perish Survivor Prints

Decorate your office or study with prints that salute the publish-or-perish mentality. Combining humor and inspiration, these art pieces motivate every academic milestone.

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'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Thinking outside the box.

Thinking outside the box.

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Desert Island Books

Desert Island Books

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"The good news today is that there is no news."

"The good news today is that there is no news."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

"It's the grisly story of the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a brilliant novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who..."

"It's the grisly story of the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a brilliant novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who..."

"You been here long?"

"You been here long?"

Election humour

Election humour

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

Spam.

Spam.

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

"Life was beautiful. Then I read the comments."

"Life was beautiful. Then I read the comments."

A writer walks over water towards a publisher

A writer walks over water towards a publisher

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

'You need to relax...take some time off... enjoy yourself...be back in 10 minutes... get this report done.'

'You need to relax...take some time off... enjoy yourself...be back in 10 minutes... get this report done.'

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'

'When they said they had the 'screaming trots' I thought they meant a band!'

Publish-or-perish Survivor Prints Collection

Publish-or-perish Survivor Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs celebrating the publish-or-perish spirit—ideal for mornings fueled by caffeine and scholarly determination.

Publish-or-perish Survivor Pillows

Browse our cozy pillows that pay tribute to the relentless pursuit of publication—comfort for the scholar’s favorite reading nook.

Publish-or-perish Survivor T-Shirts

Check out our witty T-shirts that honor the publish-or-perish survivor in all of us—perfect for wearing your perseverance on your sleeve.