Publicity Genius Prints

'How fast can you hype?'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist and Musician

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

A man stealing another person's ideas

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"Hey, this is brilliant! Where do you get my ideas?"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

I advertised in What Cow!

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'

"We specialize in pretrial publicity."

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."