Public Transport Regular Pillows

"Don't worry, he can't read."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Packed like sardines

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

The last Passenger Pigeon

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Latest Railway Marvel.

Planned service changes

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"XIVth Street"

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

The next fast train has gone.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact..."