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Wrong Bus

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Something just didn't add up."

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

A Brain Drain

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"It's worse than I thought."

'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

"What do you mean you can't figure it out? It's not rocket science! Oh, wait..."

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

'I was looking for tile floors and more closet space, let's keep looking.'

Ibuses / Ibises in the form of Buses

"You haven't quite got the idea of pi have you Jones."

Insufficient Postage

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

Realistic Timetable

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

'How are house sales going? I'm phoning down for the latest figures.'