"Your tickets are only valid between 9:37 and 09:45 on an alternate Tuesday in a month with an 'R' in it. . . and only on the less-frequent train company. . ."
Public Transport Puzzler T-Shirts
Celebrate their transit passion with fun and clever t-shirts showcasing puzzles and jokes about public transport. Ideal for casual wear and urban explorers alike.
Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.
Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!
Packed like sardines
"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."
Replacement Bus Spotters.
'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'
Commuters waiting at UFO stop.
The last Passenger Pigeon
"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"
'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'
Latest Railway Marvel.
'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'
"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."
' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'
"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."
"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."
The next fast train has gone.
When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault
"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"
People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.
Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.
Subway Thrillers
Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.
"About time they did something about the rats!"
'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'
Gymnast's Commute
"We're striking for minimum levels of service."
"Do you mind?"
Bus for Giraffes.
Startling!
The return of Miss Subways
Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.
"Don't make eye contact..."
"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."
Public Transport Puzzler T-Shirts Collection
Public Transport Puzzler Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs crafted for public transport fans—each one a witty tribute to their favorite urban puzzles and transit adventures.
Public Transport Puzzler Pillows
Check out our comfy pillows featuring humorous and clever transit-inspired puzzles—add a playful touch to any space.
Public Transport Puzzler Prints
Browse our art prints that showcase the wit and charm of public transport puzzles—ideal for decorating the transit lover’s home or office.