Public Speaking Avoider Pillows

Introduce some comfort and humor with pillows that feature clever designs for the public speaking avoider. Great for their favorite reading nook or cozy corner at home.

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"Regarding earnings guidance, as my mother used to say: 'If you can't say something nice, don't say anything'. I'll be shutting up now."

"Regarding earnings guidance, as my mother used to say: 'If you can't say something nice, don't say anything'. I'll be shutting up now." mockup

"Regarding earnings guidance, as my mother used to say: 'If you can't say something nice, don't say anything'. I'll be shutting up now."

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"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking." mockup

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

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'Play among yourselves while I deal with my stage fright.'

'Play among yourselves while I deal with my stage fright.' mockup

'Play among yourselves while I deal with my stage fright.'

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A Puppet Named Juan

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'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.' mockup

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

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"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down." mockup

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle." mockup

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

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"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech." mockup

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

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They hated me.

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'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.' mockup

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

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'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.' mockup

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

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'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.' mockup

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

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"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?" mockup

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

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Campaign for Plain English

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"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?" mockup

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense' mockup

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

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'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.' mockup

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

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"If I might be serious for a moment..." mockup

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

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Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math. mockup

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

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"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?" mockup

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

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"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch." mockup

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

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Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish mockup

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

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'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.' mockup

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

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'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.' mockup

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

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"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams." mockup

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

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"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox." mockup

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

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"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons." mockup

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

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"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest." mockup

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

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Inclusive speech

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Lethal Presentation

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'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.' mockup

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

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'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....' mockup

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

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Create some buzz!

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"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods." mockup

"Excellent, excellent. A ﬁne blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

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Public Speaking Avoider Pillows Collection

Public Speaking Avoider Mugs

Looking for more mugs that speak to the quiet and witty nature of the public speaking avoider? Discover a range of humorous and heartfelt designs now.

Public Speaking Avoider Prints

Explore art prints that humorously and astutely celebrate the charm of avoiding the spotlight—perfect for personal spaces or gifts.

Public Speaking Avoider T-Shirts

Check out our collection of t-shirts that humorously embrace the public speaking avoider's personality and make a subtle style statement.