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This is your brain on drugs.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Presenter Auditions.

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Sports Radio in Crisis

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

Communication

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

'PBS is weird -- they just ran an eight-hour commercial about how they never have commercials.'

'It'll deliver more and better services at a lower cost -- it's Giant Economy Size Government!'

Annoucement

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

London Town Crier

'Thou shalt worship the one true God, although at this moment, I'm obliged to point out that other Gods are available...'

"This is Platform Two - All change...Exterminate!!!!"

'He made a mistake, lynch him!'

"Would the owner of the dead plants and the embarrassingly juvenile trinkets please return to your cubicle - you've left your desk lamp on."

"This spells out the council's decision - in easy to read emoticons."

Lefty Grange, Color commentator.

The Monarchy and the BBC

National Health Service

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

"If you don't want to know the score..."

"Would you like me to radio for a social worker,before or after your mugging?"

" 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome raths outgrabe fifty basis points."