Public Nuisance Observation Gifts

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

Noisy energy?

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

Things You Should Know About...

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

Competitions.

'Hank, I think I see why your dog is complaining about the ringing in his ears.'

"We must assure the public that our fiscal review will not result in increased property taxes."

Antisocial Behaviour

Welcome to New York City: Restrooms for customers only.

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'

'I don't care if we are non-migratory birds. Next year we're going south!'

Indian Winter

"The people upstairs are talking about us. We should bark them another opera."

A vampire is positioned upside down at a bus stop, looking at its cell phone.

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

'Nosy neighbors need to mind their own business.'

'When, exactly, did background noise become foreground noise?'

"They adapted remarkably well to an urban environment."

'You should see the bird feeder I built, it's 100% squirrel proof.'

'I've told you before, dear: there's people-watching, and there's people-watching.'

Summer Dog

Dear Mr Burglar - Just a quick heads up all of us in here have tested positive 4 covid. . . Cheers.

"Any of you pretty ladies just get my e-mail?"

"No, I don't want your crappy food. I need your phone charger."

"I think I color in the lines because I'm neat. . . James says its 'cause I have OCD!"

'Please give up your seat if needed by drunks.'