Public Notices Mugs

Competitions.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Now that we've dispensed with minutes of our last meeting, I'd like to introduce the first item under 'new business'. I'm pregnant.'

"I got a job for the king!" "Shirley, you jest!"

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

'The Senator's afraid he's irked his base. I don't know if he needs political advice or medical attention.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

"You've been around here longer than I have. What are 'congressional ethics'?"

Announcement at teatime

"Quick! Am I the Independent Counsel or the Special Prosecutor?"

"If we're going to keep this quite, we'll need a public enquiry."

Marshal, when you said you were going to clean up this town, we thought you meant...'

'For me, this gives a new meaning to the phrase 'voter turnout'.'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

Attempting to a Political Career

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

The Sun Comes Out

"I don't know how you managed it madam, but you have got though to someone in authority."

Secretary of Comedy Meeting with Other Cabinet Members

Antisocial Behaviour

"Due to budget cuts we had to combine our athletic fields."

'If elected, I would reduce government spending - by freeing all prisoners.'

"Frankly, the 'Beehive News' is boring: It's all about work, work, work..."

'Books about local libraries? We're moving them to the history section.'

Lindsey Takes the Oath

'...and 10 more years, because I'm running for re - election and we're on TV!'

A younger Bob wouldn't have let that stop him.

"Why don't you just abdicate?"