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"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Waiting for Pants

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'George, I can't sleep with a window shade flapping! Get up and fix it!'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

Cyber disease.

"Kick the machine"

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

Unblocking the Fountain of Hope.

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

'If you don't mind, my P.R. agent will sit in on this.'

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

Despite being dumped by his girlfriend on Christmas Eve, Norman still found a way to pull the crackers despite her absence.

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

Stitches.

'I don't need to go on a diet. All I need is a bigger pair of pants.'

"You gotta admit, it's straight now."

Man having trousers mended

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."