Public Health Administrator Gifts

'We thought we'd put in the detail later.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

America, are we learning anything?

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Who's got the hammer?"

The Three Wise Queens

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"Let's consider an early dive."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Deaths from Coronavirus

Fighting Covid

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Disease Management

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Booster shots

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

Fighting the Pandemic