Public Health Administrator Mugs

'We thought we'd put in the detail later.'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

America, are we learning anything?

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Who's got the hammer?"

The Three Wise Queens

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Fighting Covid

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Deaths from Coronavirus

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Disease Management

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

Fighting the Pandemic

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Booster shots