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You have had enough

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"An everything Martini, please."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'I know it's gassy...'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Beer Stall

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Have you seen my dad?"

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Another flue shot, Larry.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I forget to drink."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Just water for me, please."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Barman In Love.

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."