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You have had enough

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'I know it's gassy...'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"An everything Martini, please."

Beer Stall

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"What other tricks does he need?"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I forget to drink."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'The Saxon King' pub

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Barman In Love.

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."