Pub Tours Pillows

Supporters tour.

'I'll bet you could find 'em all blindfolded!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Beers

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I forget to drink."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'The Saxon King' pub

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

Surreal ale

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"Just water for me, please."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"