Pub Tours Pillows

Supporters tour.

'I'll bet you could find 'em all blindfolded!'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Beers

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Have you seen my dad?"

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Men's fragrances...

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"I forget to drink."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'The Saxon King' pub

Barman In Love.

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"