Pub Talk Mugs

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'I know you live a life of quiet desperation -- you never shut up about it!'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Beer Stall

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"An everything Martini, please."

'I know it's gassy...'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Another flue shot, Larry.

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Redhead

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Quiz Night...

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Next Round Indicator

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."