Pterosaur Fan Pillows

Prehistoric Pirates.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'Good dog!'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

mr godzilla you need anger management

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Just get her home before she evolves.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

'Not Much, Just relaxing with a cup of coffee,'

'No you can't keep it!'

"Well, really Gerald - you could at least look civilised. . !"

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

Caveman bathroom