Pterosaur Fan Prints

Prehistoric Pirates.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

'Good dog!'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

'If you fuss over him all the time and make his life too comfortable, he'll never leave!'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Just get her home before she evolves.

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

'No you can't keep it!'

Caveman bathroom

"Well, really Gerald - you could at least look civilised. . !"

Possum bungee jumping from branch with bungee tail.

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

Cats watch mice in a theatre