Psychotherapy Researcher Prints

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Lynching on social media

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

2021

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Support the Ex-Troops

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Fear/Knowledge

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.