Psychotherapy Researcher Pillows

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Lynching on social media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

2021

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Fear/Knowledge

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain