Psychopharmacology Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Amazing to think that just 30 years ago we'd have been giving you LSD."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Pavlov's Puppy

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Medicinal plants

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'Side effects may include....'

Alexander Fleming

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

Blok drives by New York City.

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Mummy Shrink.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"