Psychopharmacologist T-Shirts

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Lynching on social media

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

2021

'I have this fear of the real world...'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Support the Ex-Troops

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Fear/Knowledge

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

vaccine wars.

Thinking Gears

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

America, are we learning anything?

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'