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'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Math Dreams

Thomas Mann.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'The Questioner'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Needs to get a life"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Bonk!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"