Psychology Teacher T-Shirts

"Looks like ol' Bucky's fallen way below us on Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs."

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

Gestalt School of Thought

A Puppet Named Juan

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Where your mind & battle are los

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Lynching on social media

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Ethics exam cheater.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Copycats

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Computer Room.

Gender Equality

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author