Psychology Student T-Shirts

Id/Ego/Superego.

When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class.

Goat lecture: 'Predators: made, born or both?'

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Rorschach Test Pattern.

Psychology: Registering for this class is a No-Brainer

"Let's try talking about the Royal 'I'."

Let's try some word disassociation

Before the Salivating Dogs

'I'm studying psychology and philosophy, what are you studying?'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"I temper Taoism with psychology -- I'm into Yin-Yang-Jung."

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

"What do you mean - $300?!"

Where your mind & battle are los

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Lynching on social media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Support the Ex-Troops

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Big Bang Theory.