Physiology Teacher T-Shirts

"Frank here used to teach high school physiology, so if you value your Zygomatic arch or your Alveolar margins, you'll start talking."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Albert Einstein

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'But what is the universe for?'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

The Style of Elements

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"I AM at my usual position."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"My homework ate my dog."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

The flies have landed.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Gracie's baby toys.

The best PE teacher in the World.

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"