Physiology Teacher T-Shirts

"Frank here used to teach high school physiology, so if you value your Zygomatic arch or your Alveolar margins, you'll start talking."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'But what is the universe for?'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

The Style of Elements

"I AM at my usual position."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

"My homework ate my dog."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

The flies have landed.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Gracie's baby toys.

The best PE teacher in the World.

"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?