Psychology Junkie Pillows

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

"Textbook."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

"Good boy."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

UK border controls relaxed.

Neo-International Law

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Oligarchy

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

G7 Summit Concern

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Laughingstock

Turkish Democracy

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

Trump Poutine

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'