Psychology Junkie Pillows

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

"Textbook."

"You're fired."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Neo-International Law

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Oligarchy

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

'If only every year was an election year.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Meet the Enemy

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Turkish Democracy

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Trump Poutine

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

G7 Summit Concern

Our Two Parties, Explained

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

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