Psychological Satirist Pillows

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Flags

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

Torturing the English Language

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

Reagacentennial

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Priest's 'To do' list.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"You're on a what?!"

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

Ghostwriting the Bible

The economy.