Psychoanalyst Prints

"Actually, these aren't bad times to be delusional."

"You ever have flying dreams?"

Whacha Thinking About?

"These feelings of inadequacy are common among the inadequate."

"Wow! You need professional help."

"Now, we can get all those repressed memories the easy way or the hard way."

'I think I'm introverted. Because the fake conversations I have in my head with people are so much better than real conversations.'

Freud at a crossroads: 'Psychoanalysis should relieve stress and anxiety...but so does looking at fish.'

The Unpublished Freud

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow."

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"There are times when I desperately need someone to lean on."

"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

Freudian Slip

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"How does this make you feel?"

Desk bins: 'Misc. feelings to sort out,' 'Guilt and shame to process,' and 'Vague, unresolved yearnings to deal with.'

'The analyst is NOT there to fulfill your neurotic desires.'

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

'I never heard anything like that before. What does it mean?'

"Of course the whole world doesn't hate you...."

Emotional baggage reclaim.

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Freud at a crossroads: "Psychoanalysis should relieve stress and anxiety..but so does looking at fish."

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Sigmund Freud

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

Sigmund Freud

The Collective Unconscious

The world of Freudian slips...

'I dreamed that Sigmund Freud broke in here and kicked you in the nuts.'

'Everything I need to know about about you I learned from looking at what you post on your fridge.'

"Last week I got in touch with my inner-child...turns out he's a bed wetter!"