Psychic Playful Pillows

'It's the Psychic Network returning your call you plan to make tomorrow.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

The Environmentalist

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'He's maturing early.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Asking out a palm reader.

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"You're solemates!"

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Channelling on the Cheap

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Card Reader in PC Supplies Store.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

A child as a pet substitute.

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Pie Filling Reader

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

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