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'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"You're solemates!"

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

Psychic diving competition.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

A voodoo doctor.

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Teacher of the Year: "Accepting for Susan Curtis is her clinical psychologist."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

Big Medium

Extreme Sheepherding

"Nothing like a good stretch before looting and burning."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"I'd like to introduce our new consultant on risk management!"

"You like people and people respond to that."

Monk scribe has written ornate letter 'S' which turns into 'Sod this for a lark!!'

"My psychic tells me I was a glass of water in a previous life."

Weigh station

"I can see no farther than the final episode of the first season."

'Why are they all picking on me?'