Provocative Pundit Gifts

Strange Fruit Redux

SOCIALIST!

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

The Jose Padilla Experience

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

U.S. Credit Rating

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Honest Boris

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Torturing the English Language

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing