Provocative Dresser T-Shirts

NO FREE HUGS B***H

Bear Costume

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Do you like my little black number?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"We should start wearing masks."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

Snail Man

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Spider Web Stocking

Put on your Easter bonnet!

The Costumer Is Always Right

Honey Costume

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).