Provisional License Holders Pillows

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

Route 666

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'The penguin is upset...'

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

What to do if the kids take away your car.

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Using a dog to pull a tooth.

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

"They all seem to be playing a different song!"

Giraffe Sailing

STRIP *Community Care * Imaginative use of equipment

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

"So, once again, Mrs Smith, it's grab handle, grip firmly, and pull straight towards you..."

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

"This is an insult to everyone who carpools."

'Wanna bet they don't have telly licences?'

'No license? You mean you're an illegal Beagle?'

'We ran out of tomato sauce so we substituted strawberry jam.'

'Maybe you weren't meant to teach.'

'Typical village match. He has his pads strapped to his wellies.'

Lockdown sushi

'Today marks our third year on the island. . . let's use the good china!'

Aero-Bathing Machine