Proverb Aficionado Prints

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.

"Well, I feel some of you in this group are heavy into denial."

'Have you seen a bull?'

Chewed gum returning to a gumball machine

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Give a man a bowl of clam chowder with a fly doing the backstroke in it and nothing good comes of it. ? ?

Wilson, bring me my wazoo - I hear I have money coming out of it.

"It is the beautiful bird which gets caged." "A bird doesn't sing because it has as answer, it sings because it has a song." "Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings." Wow, Ernie, you're quite the expert on ornithological quotations! Yeah, just call me a "birdbrain."

'Like the proverb says, the weak enemy of my strong enemy I will pretend to befriend.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Why we need poetry. . .

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Driverless cars rage.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."