Quote Aficionado Prints

"It is really not so repulsive to see the poor asking for money as to see the rich asking for more money."

"I disagree with what you're saying, but I'll defend to the death your right to make a fashion statement."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Why we need poetry. . .

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Wow, what a DILF."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'So push has come to shove...'

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

'Ladies and gentlemen, we are the best team money can buy. Now LET'S PLAY BALL!'

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

Barry Cryer.

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

CEO, CFO, MOO.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hang on, I'll Google it.

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

Wash, Dry & Spin.

"Say hello to my little friend!"