Proud Partner Pillows

"Just six months ago, he was completely feral."

The proud husband who's wife just lost thirty-five pounds: 'This is my wife Sandra, Greatly reduced.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Butterfly Woman

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The Busy Gardener

Polly txt speak

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Police Feline Unit

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'