Proud Parent Bumper Sticker Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I see by your resume you were an honor student features on your parents bumper sticker..."

Ask me about my litter! !

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

"Here are all of my dependents."

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

"Isn't that adorable?"

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

Igloo Art.

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

"So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?"

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

'Now look at what you did! You upset the garbage can and scattered garbage everywhere. Son, I'm proud of you.'

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

My Other Car is a Hybrid