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'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

"Howard is my firstborn, and my masterpiece."

Whatever you do, don't ask him about his children… God's wallet.

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

'How sweet he is! A real angel!'

It's quite remarkable - your baby looks exactly the same as every other baby I've ever seen

"Congratulations! It's a doctor!"

"Isn't that adorable?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."