Proud Mom Supporter Gifts

'Your mother wears combat boots!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"He looks just like your husband."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."